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It’s possible that, by drinking heavily and watching this movie, your handsome hosts might have summoned demons who used to rule the universe to come and take over the world. So spin your metal albums backwards and join Matt and Jason in the fires of their own hideous commentary on 1987’s The Gate. It’s an enjoyable descent into film facts, heavy metal memories, Matt’s VHS capers, the weird kid in the corner, childhood movie crushes, purple camels, rooster hairdos, backmasking, psychedelic ejaculate, undead Harryhausen and other “touching” moments. Just make sure you’ve launched your rockets at the end. That’s the best!
Tibor Takács | The Original (And Awesome) Poster | The (Stupid) DVD Box Art | Dorff Hawks The E-Cigs | Just The Ten of Us | From Hell To The Unknown | Louis “Twelve Twenty” Tripp | Utopiate – XAOS | Christa Denton | Midnight Madness | Heavy Metal Parking Lot | The Awakening – Sacrifice | At War With Satan (Introduction) – Venom | Hells Bells: The Dangers of Rock ‘n’ Roll | Sean Sellers | I Madman | The Bolt Thrower Booklet of Evil (from Realm of Chaos) | Don’t Bury E.T… He’s Not Dead | How Is Prince? He’s Fine | This Is Spinal Tap | Urban Dictionary: Tripping Balls | Randall William Cook | Gate II
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From the diary of Terror Transmission: First of April, 2014. At last, our long journey of drunken debauchery has come to this, the cryptacular commentary on 1958’s Horror of Dracula. Have yourself some wine because you’ll need it as you enter the castle vaults for our “arguably” best movie background, the seductive vampire, stealing gothic home furnishings, Jason’s Doris Day hatred, the limitations of being leading men, Matt’s love of Lisas, Codename: Hummus, vampire wish lists, cross-pollenating mediocrity and other unspeakable evils. It only remains for you now to await the daylight hours. Until then, sleep well, Terror Fiends.
Ozzy and the Holocaust | The Curse of Frankenstein | Hammer Films | Reflex Hammer: NOT Called A “Little Rubber Tomahawk” | Horror of Dracula: The Awesome Poster | (Probably Not A) Griffin | Klausenburg/Cluj-Napoca | AMC: Lee/Cushing Favorites | The Infamous Shot of Christopher Lee | Bernard Robinson | Sisters Are Doin’ It For Themselves – Annie Lennox and Aretha Franklin | Think I’m In Love – Eddie Money | Marmoset: It’s A Monkey | Mondegreen | Rock You Like A Hurricane – Scorpions | Babymetal | DarkFetishNet: Buried Alive | Ming’s End?
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Seated in the darkened theater, you notice that something doesn’t feel right. There’s an uncomfortable mood in the air amongst the crowd. But, just who are the audience and who are the actors? It is a question best answered, if at all, in our commentary on the 1985 splatterfest known as Demons. Let your handsome hosts snort coke off your cleavage as they sexily discuss film details, hot girls with ugly dogs, oopsie-poopsie, Matt and Jason’s dating tips, skunk-spray birthday cake, drowning ponies, getting lucky in the movie theater, metal in Italian horror, concert destruction tales, cathartic violence, choosing your Argento sister and other instruments of evil. So, don’t bother trying to stop the movie. Because we’ll see you all in Hell.
Lamberto Bava | Dardano Sacchetti | Dario Argento | Claudio Simonetti | Crimson Glory | Michele Soavi | Really Rich Italian Satanists – Dirty Sanchez | Metropol Theatre | Nicoletta Elmi in A Bay of Blood | Save Our Souls – Mötley Crüe | Tony The Pimp on YouTube | Sergio Stivaletti | Night Danger – Pretty Maids | Shut Up and Give Me the Mic by Dee Snider | White Wedding – Billy Idol | Submarine Races | Satanic Mass – Coven | I Love It Loud – KISS | Walking On The Edge – Rick Springfield | Fast As A Shark – Accept | Ein Heller und ein Batzen: You Know, For The Kids | Goblin | Everybody Up – Saxon | Demons 2
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Hello, kiddies! Tune in for a terror-ific turn of deceit, revenge and murder as your handsome hosts bring you some creep-tastic commentary on 1972’s Tales from the Crypt. Get ready for five foul fables in the form of movie background, media censorship, the bouncy and bitchy beauty of Joan Collins, haunting car crashes, seduction through grief, our culture’s fear of child/adult interaction, dark Canadian menace, hookers for the handicapped, how Fred ruined the ascot, whether blindness is funny, and other moldy mentions for you boils and ghouls. Death is coming. But who’s next? Perhaps… you?
Amicus Productions | EC Comics | Werther’s Creepy Candy | Message From Our Sponsors – Jello Biafra with Keith LeBlanc | Oh, Wicked Wanda! | Horror Hotel – Misfits | Freddy Fender: NOT Freddie Francis | Trouble: 40-Pound Variety | Come… to the Asylum | Playboy – December 1983: Joan Collins | Freddy Francis: IS Freddie Francis | Roy Ashton | Automatic Writing | MAD Magazine | Father’s Day Cake | The Monkey’s Paw by W.W. Jacobs | Dr. Terror’s House of Horrors | Try the WINE! | The EC Archives | Billy Dee for Colt 45
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You cannot escape destiny by running away. It lies in the shadows, pale and ravenous, beckoning you to darkly embrace this commentary on 1922’s Nosferatu. Stretch out your neck and anticipate the bite of film facts, the Land of Pens, the implications of “Schatten”, those pesky Allied Forces, Jason’s dog tracking adventure, gay Hollywood, the shock of prohibition, Jurgen the computer hoarder, landlubbers and, let us not forget, the SHEKEL MESSIAH! So, feel free to listen in. But, it will cost you sweat and tears, and perhaps… a little blood.
Dracula by Bram Stoker | Drakula halála | Nosferatu and the Occult(ists) | Albin Grau | Biedermeier, Biedermeier, Biedermeier… | Wismar: A Pictorial | Luebeck | Aardvark vs. Anteater | Hans Erdmann | Max Schreck | Shadow of the Vampire | TCM: F.W. Murnau | At Dawn They Sleep – Slayer | Satanas | Nosferatu The Vampyre | Yes, THAT Bettie Page Mug | Leper Messiah – Metallica | Nosferatu with Type O Negative | Starý hrad Castle
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There’s a psychopath roaming the streets of New York City. And no matter how fancy shmancy you think you are with your fancy dresses and lipstick, he’ll get you. Unless, of course, you find that poorly-lit alleyway where Matt and Jason will drive you crazy with their commentary on the 1980 release of Maniac. Strike a few sexy poses while your handsome hosts take you away with film background, red light districts, urban paranoia, the gritty ’70s NYC cinema, ironic hipster nonsense, hot modern mannequins, angry womyn, vintage porn critiques, horror survival tips, the Maniac remake and other means to possess you… forever.
Night Shift | Jack The Knife – The Electric Hellfire Club | FEARnet: William Lustig | Joe Spinell | Terror Transmission Interviews Caroline Munro | David “Son of Sam” Berkowitz | St. James Hotel | Spinell in Rocky | Terror Transmission Interviews Tom Savini | You’re Kinda Hot When You Don’t Move | Feminists Attack Maniac, Story At 11 | His Name Is Dead and He’s… Dead | Maniac Poster by Ken Taylor | Gacy’s Paintings | Google Search: Abigail Clayton | Jay Chattaway on iTunes | “They Live” Fight Scene | Maniac 2 Promo | The Last Horror Film
Podcast: Download (Duration: 1:50:16 — 52.0MB)
You can hear the sound of a van pulling up behind you. The assaultive scent of Naugahyde and Aqua Velva follows as the approaching disco beat arouses your senses. You can’t help yourself. You get into the vehicle as the driver pops in another 8-track tape; this time, commentary on 1980’s Prom Night. Two handsome hunks in the back are staring lewdly at you and drinking heavily as you hear the chatter of film facts, Canadian slasher movie history, smart people who agree with Jason and the stupid people who do not, cruel kids, Matt’s van-tasies, the Lou-nibrow, hot chicks in hot pants, disco vs. rock, the majesty of Slick, advice for teen virgins, why horny kids get killed and other things that are gonna get you. When you awake by the side of the road two hours later, just go home and never, ever tell anyone. No one but you will ever know. Maybe.
Jamie Lee Curtis | Langstaff Jail Farm | Paul Lynch | The Boogens | Sunglasses At Night – Corey Hart | Leslie Nielsen | Disco (Album) Inferno | Dance Fever | You Keep Me Hangin’ On – The Supremes | No, Not THAT Jerry Butler | Prom Night: The Single | Paul Zaza | Don Mills Collegiate Institute: Where Dreams of Death Are Made | Chevy Van – Sammy Johns | That’s The Way (I Like It) – K.C. and the Sunshine Band | Prom Night: The Remake
There’s still time to visit the Graveyard Girls website and pick up their 2014 calendar. But, you know, HURRY!
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Bolted doors and windows barred – Matt and Jason stand on guard – another episode not to dread – yes, of course, it’s Pumpkinhead! And with that terrible rhyme comes their commentary on this 1988 creature feature. So, just in case God doesn’t show (and he won’t), enter the witch’s lair and sit a spell while your handsome hosts dig up their deepest thoughts on film background, a salute to our Italian-American friends, douchebags with headbands, city kids invading the rural areas, the ubiquity of denim in ’80s cinema, the gaping terror of Bundt cakes, gender ambiguity in monsters, names you can’t take seriously, Pumpkinhead’s black metal makeover, the evolution of music subculture chicks, and other things that’ll scare the piss out of you. For each of man’s evils, a special demon exists. And this one stinks of booze and off-color jokes.
Neon Maniacs | Stan Winston | Dino De Laurentiis | Lance Henriksen | Matthew Hurley – NOT Messy Marvin | Matt’s 2008 Blog Review Of This Movie | Jeff “Not Quite Superman” East | Does The House Look Familiar? | Bundt Cake | Don’t Eat The Haggis! | Shane Mahan | Denim and Leather – Saxon | You Want THIS Version of the Movie on DVD | Arseface and Judas Priest
Matt and Jason, as guests of the Graveyard Girls, will be attending Rock and Shock 2013 in Worcester MA from 18-20 October. You have been warned.
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In honor of our 100th episode, it has been decided that the malignant influence of the show should now extend far beyond our earthly bounds. So, your handsome hosts have rocketed into the deepest reaches of space to spread their vile commentary on 1981’s Galaxy of Terror. The Master has spoken! So enter the wet black hole and receive movie background, Eddie Albert Junior hatred, old man moments, fictional planets for carnal misconduct, picking on sacred cows, Jason’s love of Red Shoe Diaries, magic psychedelic beer, sexual assault in movies, film opinions changing over time, and other celestial silliness. Your countdown to Hell is about to begin. So, start drinking now!
The Dumb Bar In Which We Came Up With This Movie | Polly Wants A New Home… NOW! | Battle Beyond The Stars | Battle of the Network Stars | Corman’s Got CRAZY Movie Posters | Barry Schrader | Laserblast | Fast Times… On TV? | Joanie. Chachi. They’re In Love | James Cameron | Sid Haig | Eddie Albert Jr. Was Totally On The Love Boat | Zalman King | Cars – Gary Numan | Freedom of Choice – Devo | Prophet 5 | Mary Lou Retton – Grab The GOLD! | Erin Moran… Not Doing So Well
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Will listening to this podcast be enough to stop the huge beast? Will the miracle be granted? Or will it be yet another of man’s puny efforts to oppose this irresistible force of ancient nature? Probably that last one. But, don’t be sad. Down a few pints of lager and let Matt and Jason lead you to the circus’s most fearsome attraction: 1961’s Gorgo. Sure, we’ll probably have to answer for all of the urban devastation in our drunken path, but in the meanwhile, we can enjoy movie facts, Jason’s fear of patricide, the joys of gutter-stepping, Asian perversions, non-smoking co-hosts, the uselessness of guilt, dancing penises, the divisiveness of Gamera, vicariously living through destructive monsters, and other things that should not be. Overwhelmed? Exhausted? Helpless? Then we’ve done our job.
The King Brothers. They Made Movies | Newsies on Strike | (scene from) The Gangster | Eugène Lourié | Wake Up Dead – Megadeth | Blue Screens | Captain’s Hats | ’80s Movie Douchebags | Gene Simmons Boots Influenced By Gorgo? | Judge For Yourself! | Bathysphere | Suitmation | Everybody Cut Pubococcygeus-Loose! | Gorgo: The Comic Book | The Giant Behemoth | Blitzkrieg – Blitzkrieg | Dawn Patrol – Megadeth | Angelo Francesco Lavagnino | Video Nasties List