Have you ever been bored? Not merely restless and unoccupied, but really, REALLY bored? Bored enough to… slaughter a bunch of hapless virgins and bathe in their blood? If so, then do we have an episode for you! That’s right, heave up that cleavage and hoist your drink to eternal youth as Matt and Jason bring you the sanguinary story of 1971′s Countess Dracula. Sure, there isn’t a vampire to be found, but that shouldn’t stop you from suckling the teat of movie background, female serial killers, magic Dio ashes, the Eric Roberts lookalike, Ingrid’s Nazi tales, gay reindeer, an extensive look at the Bathory tale, the Ingrid Pitt / Peter Criss Connection, learning diversity from Benny Hill, the smell from the DVD room and other questionable fluids. And if your handsome hosts disappear, remember… try the whorehouse!
Motorboating: The Sporting Choice of First-Graders | Elizabeth Bathory | Countess Bathory – Venom | Aileen Wuornos Pre-Execution Wackiness | Peter Sasdy | Dude, Your Intro Is So Rank | Hammer Films: Countess Dracula | Run For Your Life (Demo Version) – Hellion | Eric Roberts Is NOT In This Movie, But He IS In Star 80 | Ingrid Pitt | Lesley-Anne Down’s Saucy Pics (NSFW) | Buy Ingrid’s Autobiography | The Blood(y) Countess by Valentine Penrose | VOIVOD! | Jason Said To Link Negura Bunget, So Here They Are | The House That Dripped Blood | Charles In Charge – The Electric Hellfire Club | Orson Gets Drunky on Paul Masson | Cruelty and the Beast – Cradle of Filth