We’re sorry to disturb you but we’re at Q-2 status. It looks like we found that lost commentary for 1985’s The Return of the Living Dead. Yes, Terror Fiends, we’re pretty sure. We’re getting confirmations on this in the form of film facts, fast zombies, vengeful party hats, ’80s punks, wizard sleeves, the perverted majesty of Blu-ray, dog-urine birthday cakes, the wrongness of “Thom” and other rabid weasels. Apparently, there is no contingency plan and all that can be heard is a cry of BRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINS! So, given your options, are you wondering what would be the most horrible way to die? Well, not hearing this episode, of course!
What Jason’s Drinking | Our NotLD Episode | Return of the Living Dead: The Book | Dan O’Bannon | We’re BOTH Wrong! | Return of the Living Dead: The Soundtrack | Linnea Quigley Nude Scenes (NSFW) | The Resurrected | “Hawksian” | Merkin – Not A Pest Control Company | “Ernie” Kaltenbrunner | 45 Grave | Partytime – Original Version | Partytime – Single Version (Matt’s favorite) | Partytime – Soundtrack Version | James Karen Fan Club on myspace | Tarman Action Figure | Little Annie Fanny