What can be said about Whit Bissell? He’s been in some of the greatest films ever made. He had amassed decades of movie and television credits. You’ve seen his face many, many times. Whatever you’re watching, he’s probably in there. Somewhere. Somewhere in the back, maybe? Look carefully. Wait… there he is! And to be sure, Matt and Jason have gotten out their manly magnifying glasses in this Terror Transmission special retrospective on the man himself. Check in for actor background, filmography highlights, movie clips and the usual booze-drenched hilarity you’ve come to expect from two men who are unjustly loose in the general population.
At Pi Kappa Sigma, our girls pledge themselves to service, grow in poise and confidence, keep their sense of values and, on occasion, must deal with a homicidal crank caller or two. Yes, sorority life can be difficult, particularly during the holiday season, and that’s why Matt and Jason wish to ease you into a cheerful position with their morally questionable commentary on 1974′s Black Christmas. Join the sherry-soaked slumber party as your lecherous hosts fill you in on movie background and trivia, Canadian wackiness, perverse squirrels, banana toes, teen-seducing English teachers, telephone drinking games, the gritty ’70s, Olivia’s beautiful hair, race fun, and other stocking stuffers. So, bring your smuggled hooch and your sexy attitudes. We’ll meet you in the attic.
We’re sorry to disturb you but we’re at Q-2 status. It looks like we found that lost commentary for 1985′s The Return of the Living Dead. Yes, Terror Fiends, we’re pretty sure. We’re getting confirmations on this in the form of film facts, fast zombies, vengeful party hats, ’80s punks, wizard sleeves, the perverted majesty of Blu-ray, dog-urine birthday cakes, the wrongness of “Thom” and other rabid weasels. Apparently, there is no contingency plan and all that can be heard is a cry of BRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINS! So, given your options, are you wondering what would be the most horrible way to die? Well, not hearing this episode, of course!
