EP58: Black Christmas

At Pi Kappa Sigma, our girls pledge themselves to service, grow in poise and confidence, keep their sense of values and, on occasion, must deal with a homicidal crank caller or two. Yes, sorority life can be difficult, particularly during the holiday season, and that’s why Matt and Jason wish to ease you into a cheerful position with their morally questionable commentary on 1974’s Black Christmas. Join the sherry-soaked slumber party as your lecherous hosts fill you in on movie background and trivia, Canadian wackiness, perverse squirrels, banana toes, teen-seducing English teachers, telephone drinking games, the gritty ’70s, Olivia’s beautiful hair, race fun, and other stocking stuffers. So, bring your smuggled hooch and your sexy attitudes. We’ll meet you in the attic.

Bob “Porky” Clark | The Horror of Poutine | Black Christmas: The Novel | Oh, Shalit | Learn To Shoot POV | Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Thingsā€¦ DUH! | Hello Mindcrime | Yardie-Har-Har | Fellatio-Ho-Ho | Dean Martin on Facebook | I’ve Got Me Some Giallo Fever | Andrea Martin on SCTV | John Saxon | Jason’s NOT In Heavy Metal Parking Lot | Olivia Hussey


EP57: The Return of the Living Dead

We’re sorry to disturb you but we’re at Q-2 status. It looks like we found that lost commentary for 1985’s The Return of the Living Dead. Yes, Terror Fiends, we’re pretty sure. We’re getting confirmations on this in the form of film facts, fast zombies, vengeful party hats, ’80s punks, wizard sleeves, the perverted majesty of Blu-ray, dog-urine birthday cakes, the wrongness of “Thom” and other rabid weasels. Apparently, there is no contingency plan and all that can be heard is a cry of BRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINS! So, given your options, are you wondering what would be the most horrible way to die? Well, not hearing this episode, of course!

What Jason’s Drinking | Our NotLD Episode | Return of the Living Dead: The Book | Dan O’Bannon | We’re BOTH Wrong! | Return of the Living Dead: The Soundtrack | Linnea Quigley Nude Scenes (NSFW) | The Resurrected | “Hawksian” | Merkin – Not A Pest Control Company | “Ernie” Kaltenbrunner | 45 Grave | Partytime – Original Version | Partytime – Single Version (Matt’s favorite) | Partytime – Soundtrack Version | James Karen Fan Club on myspace | Tarman Action Figure | Little Annie Fanny