The smell of summer is in the air — and it carries with it the charming aroma of freshly burning Christian! Yes, it’s a barbecue of the blessed and you’re invited, so put on a scary animal mask and grab some mead because Matt and Jason will be sweetly singing you their commentary on the 1973 release of The Wicker Man. It is a pagan rite steeped in rich traditions, such as camel toes and bell bottoms, hare symbology, anti-Christianity, dirty British names, culture clashes, “low-hanging fruit” and other purely natural ingredients. So, fling off your clothes and dance around our perverse audio bonfire, whatever the hell THAT means!
What We’re Drinking This Episode | Ritual | Sacrifice | Bring Forth The Rascal | British Lion | Wicker Man: The Longer One | Bluto… SMASH! | Wicker Man: The Soundtrack | The Rabbit Done Died | Britt Ekland | “Song of Myself” (from Leaves of Grass) | Of Course, The Maypole’s Gay | Jason’s Hot For Teacher | The Wicker Tree | ATWA | Aubrey Morris as Mr. Deltoid | Walpurgis Night Fever | Glory Be Thy Hand | Don’t Ever Fall In Love With A… | The Coke Cult Sings! | Wicker Man: The Origin
Growing up without a mother can be a painful experience. Particularly, if you eye-witness her decapitation. So, what’s a young man to do but put on a mask and kill all the neighbors! Over and over again. Sure, YOU could do that. Or you could put down the machete and listen to a soothing commentary from two men who know much about poor decision-making — and ’80s horror sequels such as the 1982 hack-n-slasher, Friday The 13th Part 3. Gain strength from the depravity of others as Matt and Jason clue you in on boobies in horror movies, gay porn allusions, the history of 3-D, the effects of bad beer on podcasters, and… hey, look, she’s reading Fango! Either way, it’ll give you something to scream about.
How about a couple of Flickr pics from our Crystal Lake vacation?
Yes, They STILL Make Olympia Beer | But, Would YOU Drink it? | 3-D Makes Me SICK! | Steve Miner: Not So Popular | Paul’s Not Dead | Your Tube Is The Tops | Little Darlings | Soak If You Got ‘Em | Just… DON’T | Fangoria #13 | Stan Winston | Richard Brooker | View-Master | This Jason Is NOT Kane Hodder | Pulfrich Effect