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And now, Terror Fiends, we’re going to give you the greatest thing your ears have ever beheld! The Eighth Wonder of the World… Matt and Jason’s commentary on the 1976 remake of King Kong. But don’t be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. It’s all money and adventure and fame for your handsome hosts as they unchain movie background, comparisons to the original film, mime hatred, Jason’s new porno name, no one liking Grodin, Matt’s chloroform memories, sexual smorgasbords, the whiskey spit take, perceived racism, King Kong: 9/11 terrorist, and other ceremony spoilers. So, everybody on deck! We’re going on a crazy voyage.
Dino De Laurentiis | Gordon’s Alive, Bitches! | Sensurround! | Star Wars Condoms | Charles Grodin | Seance on a Wet Afternoon | Lloyd Bridges Picked The Wrong Week… | Sea Hunt | Jessica Lange | Shields and Yarnell | John Randolph | Lorenzo Semple Jr. | Rick Baker | My, What Big Eyes You Have! | Peter Cullen’s Voice Work | John Guillermin | King Kong Lives | Evel and His Canyon Jump | Disaster Movies of the 1970s | The Honey Badger Is Beyond Your Concern For What He Does (NSFW) | King Kong Movie Poster | Trick or Treat | Let’s Go To Princess Aura’s Secret Pleasure Moon
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Beauty might have killed the beast but there is no way to shackle down and tame this episode of Terror Transmission. Matt and Jason are liquored up and ready to take you on a grim expedition through the dense jungle of Skull Island for their captive commentary on 1933’s King Kong. You might not get the damsel in distress but you’ll get plenty of film facts, conservationism, Jesus and his dinosaur fetish, Matt’s dream “yacht rock” outfit, perfect areolas, the Official Terror Transmission Ebola Charity Donation Fund, swimming seamen, child-coddling / gender-neutral / everyone’s-a-winner / anti-boy magazine ideas, fake prehistoric animals, wealth vs. sex, the muscle baby cameo, a brief history of giant monsters in film and other gorilla tactics. Holy mackerel! What a show!
Eat Some King Dong Tonight | Don’t Dream It, Be It! | RKO | Merian C. Cooper | Tippi and Togare | Scientists “Prove” Jesus Rode The Dinosaurs | The Name’s Penishands… Edward Penishands | King Kong Overture – Max Steiner | The Most Dangerous Game | Morrie’s Wigs (NSFW) | Bruce Cabot | The Command To Look by William Mortensen | TCM: Fay Wray | WAMPAS Baby Stars of 1926 | Stroheim | StroHEIM | STROHEIM | Dawn Patrol – Megadeth | Dead End | Deep Thoughts with Nietzsche | “Satan Holds Court In Hell” by Gustave Doré | Land of the Lost | Lochness – Judas Priest | Buckwheat’s Greatest Hits | Don King: He Has Silly Hair | Ernest B. Schoedsack | The Lost World (1925) | Puttin’ On The Ritz – Taco | KISS Meets The Empire State Building | Son of Kong
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Buenos tacos, Terror Fiends! Get on your burros and ride the hard road to Hell as Matt and Jason preach the unholy commentary gospel of 1977’s Alucarda. Blood will flow and nipples will harden as your handsome hosts bring you glorious blasphemy through movie facts, tequila, half-naked sellers of gum, bacon-wrapped nuns, blind sex partner fantasies, girl/girl discovery, Christianity as death-worshipping cult, the fashion risks of cloak-wearing, true freedom of speech and other freaky gypsy trinkets. Ave Diablo!
What We’re Drinking | Juan López Moctezuma | Surrealism | Carmilla by J. Sheridan LeFanu | The Vampire Lovers | Señor Frogs | Luis Buñuel | Mondo Macabro Brings You Awesome | Justine by the Marquis de Sade | Eugenie de Sade [NSFW] | H.R. Pufnstuf | The Mansion of Madness [NSFW] | Back In Black – AC/DC | The Devils [NSFW] | Raining Blood – Slayer | Don’t Deliver Us From Evil | Micro Machines: They’re Fast | Huracan Ramirez vs. Other People | El Topo is The Mole | Misandry | At The Sound of the Demon Bell – Mercyful Fate | Juarez: Come For The Scenery… Stay For The Drugs, Poverty and Murder | Alejandro Jodorowsky
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SCREAM! Scream with everything you’ve got! Scream as your handsome hosts put a strange creature inside you known as the 1959 release of The Tingler. Sure, it’s an ugly and dangerous thing, but stick around and don’t panic as Matt and Jason bring you movie commentary, the perfection of mute girlfriends, made-up sexy sitcoms, the “coming” of the lord, LSD experimentation, the insensitivity of your hosts, trusting in doctors, the things Hitler didn’t ruin and other frightening shocks. So, make sure to scream at the right time. It might just save your life.
The Bacon Incident | Columbia Pictures | Harry Cohn | Johnny Wadd | William Castle’s Film Gimmicks | Vincent Price | Round and Round – Ratt | The MCC – Strangely, Not An Enemy of Tron | The Process Church of the Final Judgment | Leary Says To Turn On, Tune In And Some Other Nonsense | AIP: The Movie List | Pictures of Nietzsche | As The Velvet Worm Turns | Angel of Death: The Lyrics | Tol’able David | Marilyn Burns (1949-2014)
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“What kind of a place did you say this was?” It is a house of pain wherein your handsome hosts make… things. Things! Great big commentary things, like this one for 1932’s Island of Lost Souls. Strand yourself in this doomed locale as Matt and Jason perform their curious ceremony of film background, promoting the beast in Man, learning mammary euphemisms from Jason’s son, flossing with nipple hair, Matt’s view on Mormons, burning down your own neighborhood in protest, junkies in Burlington and other great achievements. Are you not terror fiends?
H.G. Wells | The Victoria Street Society | The Island of Dr. Moreau: The Book | The Island of Dr. Moreau: The ’70s Movie | The Island of Dr. Moreau: The ’90s Movie | Holland vs. The Netherlands | Catalina Island | Star Trek: What are Little Girls Made Of | Charles Laughton | Souls of Black – Testament | Guyana Was So… Tragic | Salo Guy Poos and Yells, “MANGIA!” (NSFW) | Erle C. Kenton | Men or… DEVO?
Podcast: Download (Duration: 2:48:22 — 79.3MB)
If you forgot what terror was like… it’s back. Your handsome hosts have returned to the beach, luring you into the water with their consuming commentary on 1975’s Jaws. So, before you go swimming, enjoy the clear skies and gentle surf as Matt and Jason go overboard for movie facts, Hollywood conspiracies, how new movies suck, why Matt doesn’t swim, bad nautical puns, the inevitability of nature, hippie naiveté, plus musings about Monster Bash 2014 and other floating bloody chum. So, if you want to stay alive, then ante up. We need the booze money.
Spielberg… He’s Done Some Movies | Pederastic Park? | History of Sharks | Shark Week | Peter Benchley | Read The Novel | Duel | Jaws Swag: Collect Them All | Fast As A Shark – Accept | Urban Dictionary: Shylock | Thalassophobia | Roy Scheider | Landshark | Airplane! | Jabberjaw | Richard Dreyfuss | Dreyfuss in Close Encounters of the Third Kind | H.R. Pufnstuf | Sega’s Killer Shark | Robert Shaw | Still of the Night – Whitesnake | Narragansett Beer | Moby Dick | Jaws Soundtrack | Vice Versa – Samson | Bugsy Malone | Whiplash – Metallica | Kali Yuga | Jaws 2
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Dreams or nightmares? Madness or sanity? Do you know which is which? Join the seance and discover that nothing’s ever completely dead as your handsome hosts bring you in contact with their commentary on the 1971 release of Let’s Scare Jessica To Death. Matt and Jason will be swaying to and fro, channeling drunken spirits and invoking movie details, the “other” kind of blossoms, scary girls, the desperate King Diamond tie-ins, chicken solidarity, assaulting the elderly, home porn faces, gritty ’70s cinema, the world against Terror Transmission, and other things that come out of the water. And if anyone asks what you learned from this episode, don’t tell them. Act normal.
This episode is dedicated to the memory of Garou Wolfman. His growls and howls will be sorely missed.
Let’s Scare Jessica To Death: The Website | John D. Hancock: He Didn’t Sign The Declaration of Independence | Yes, But Which Hazel Is Witch? | THIS Hazel? | Zohra Lampert | Moog: Pronounce it! | Sear Sound | Barton Heyman | OMG, Lacey Underall is on the Facebook! | SHOCKER! | Bloomin’ Blossom Onion… Thing | Getting Strange | It’s A Boat Hook… We Think | Matt’s “Yacht Rock” Playlist on Spotify | The Sixth Sense: “Dear Joan: We’re Going To Scare You To Death” | Suspended Animation
Terror Transmission attends Monster Bash 2012 in Butler, PA – June 22th through 24th. Jason goes into the deep end by interviewing underwater cinematographer and stuntman Ricou Browning, who famously played the Gill-man in Creature From The Black Lagoon.
Terror Transmission attends Monster Bash 2012 in Butler, PA – June 22th through 24th. Jason interviews Kenny Miller from I Was A Teenage Werewolf, Attack of the Puppet People, Touch of Evil, and others.
Terror Transmission attends Scare-A-Con 2013 in Verona, NY – September 13th through 15th. Jason interviews Marilyn Burns of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Eaten Alive, among others.